Rantings of a Road Warrior

As I am tidy­ing up my home direc­tory, I found this old gem that I saved to keep me amused on a rainy day, the blog is as good place to pub­lish it as any.
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Sub­ject: The case of the 500-mile email.

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 14:57:40 –0800
From: Trey Har­ris <trey.sage.org>
To: 0xdeadbeef@petting-zoo.net

Here’s a prob­lem that *sounded* impossible… […]

Col­lected from var­i­ous sources
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“I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper bis­cuits like cus­tard creams or gin­ger nuts.”
“It’s lazy of the local shop­keep­ers to close in the after­noons. I often needed to buy things dur­ing ‘siesta’ time — this should be banned.”
“On my hol­i­day to […]

5  Chi­nese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immi­grate to the US  .
In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to Amer­i­can stan­dards.
Chu became  Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became  Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

CHINESE TO U.S.A

5  Chi­nese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immi­grate to […]