Kids are quick (Jokes)

I received these in an email, for com­edy value I am post­ing it here TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North Amer­ica . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Cor­rect. Now class, who dis­cov­ered Amer­ica ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math mul­ti­pli­ca­tion on the floor? JOHN: You told […]